Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Ward Beecher It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Stephen Jay Gould The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

Nathaniel Borenstein The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

Stephen Nachmanovitch The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Cato the Elder Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Men jokes Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Men jokes Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
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Men jokes Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
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Men jokes Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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