Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people.
Author: Karl Marx

The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
Author: Bill Nye

It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."
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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes