I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Author: John Steinbeck

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes