The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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