Best quotes to send by SMS
H. L. Mencken The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Arthur Schopenhauer Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

H. P. Lovecraft The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

Meister Eckhart In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

Robert Byrne In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Men jokes Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Men jokes Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Men jokes Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Men jokes Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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