Best quotes to send by SMS
Stephen Nachmanovitch The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

G. K. Chesterton Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Nicholas Butler The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

George Henry Lewes The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

Marilyn Manson I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.
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Men jokes Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
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Men jokes Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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Men jokes Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Men jokes Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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