The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
Author: Michael Fry and T. Lewis

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm

The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Brian went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that many times - it never worked."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes