The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Author: Homer

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
Author: Eric Berne

The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Author: Abbe' D'Allanival

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Author: Richard Bach

I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again.
Author: William Shakespeare

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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