The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
Author: John Milton

The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Author: Homer

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
Author: Eric Berne

The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Author: Abbe' D'Allanival

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Author: Richard Bach

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
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