Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
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