The more I give myself permission to live in the moment and enjoy it without feeling guilty or judgmental about any other time, the better I feel about the quality of my work.
Author: Wayne Dyer

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Author: Arthur Koestler

The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief.
Author: Sigmund Freud

I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Author: Peter Ustinov

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
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She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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