The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Author: Doug Larson

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Author: Menander

The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Author: Seneca

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Author: Bret Harte

One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes