Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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