The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place.
Author: Havelock Ellis

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Author: Steven Wright

The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes