The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Author: Edward Markey

The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter of faith. There is not a single shred of evidence for any other life forms, and in forty years of searching, none has been discovered. There is absolutely no evidentiary reason to main
Author: Michael Crichton

Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
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"How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."
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Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"
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Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. "Looks like one of them nudist camps," reported Grayson. "Men or women?" asked Pugh. "Can't tell," said Grayson. "They don't have no clothes on."
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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