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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Author: Mark Twain

A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
Author: Paul Valery

A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labour and there is invisible labour.
Author: Victor Hugo

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Author: Aristophanes

A man of understanding has lost nothing, if he has himself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes