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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Author: Charles M. Schulz

My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare

My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as importan
Author: Helen Hayes

My music is best understood by children and animals.
Author: Igor Stravinsky

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Author: Errol Flynn

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes