Best quotes to send by SMS

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
Author: Abigail Adams
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that wi
Author: Thomas Jefferson
I believe that one of life's greatest risks is never daring to risk.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
The best jokes to send by SMS

The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he
came to
his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they
stiffened and hesitated.
Before the pause became too long,
the judge announced, "I do."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to think of it,
that's not a bad idea.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey had
first choice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes