Best quotes to send by SMS
Abigail Adams I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
Author: Abigail Adams

Frank Lloyd Wright I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

Thomas Jefferson I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that wi
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Oprah Winfrey I believe that one of life's greatest risks is never daring to risk.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Martin Luther King Jr. I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Lawyer jokes The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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Lawyer jokes Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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Lawyer jokes How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
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Lawyer jokes If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
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Lawyer jokes Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
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