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Best quotes to send by SMS
My salad days,
When I was green in judgment.Author: William Shakespeare
My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them.Author: Walter Landor
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.Author: Jeff Foxworthy
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below.
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.Author: William Shakespeare
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.Author: Bell Hooks
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking
down
the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets
it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it
was a gumwraper!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".
She goes inside,
lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the
$99 cruise
special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back
room, ties her to a large
inner tube, then drags her out the back
door and downhill to the river,
where he pushes her in and sends her
floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees
the sign, goes
inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
the $99 special. She too
is tied to an inner tube and sent floating
down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually
catches up with the
first blonde. They float side by side for a
while before the first blonde
asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this
cruise?
The second blonde replies, " They didn't last
year."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
a calulator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes