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I do the very best I can to look upon life with optimism and hope and looking forward to a better day, but I don't think there is anything such as complete happiness. It pains me that there is still a lot of Klan activity and racism. I think when you say
Author: Rosa Parks

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Author: Jules Renard

I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Author: Howard Dietz

I don't think there is a proper way to celebrate something which makes you happy.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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