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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Author: Jackie Mason

It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules.
Author: Eric A. Burns

It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.
Author: Steve Jobs

It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!" The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes