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Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.
Author: John Milton

Give no decision till both sides thou'st heard.
Author: Phocylides

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes