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Best quotes to send by SMS
No wise man ever wished to be younger.Author: Jonathan Swift
Nobody ever died of laughter.Author: Max Beerbohm
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.Author: Albert Camus
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.Author: Henry Kissinger
None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license.Author: John Milton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Mom and Dad are in the iron and
steel
business.
She does the ironing and he does the stealing.This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
A businessman who needed millions of dollars
to
clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an
urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100
into the
other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the
church.The
businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now,
Lord, that I have
your undivided attention .... "This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
The social
worker asked the bartender
"What's the difference between your job and
mine?"
The bartender
replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6
weeks and I
learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours
to
have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to
school
for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session
after session using technique after technique, and you still may never
hear them!!!This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
It had been snowing for
hours when
an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students
who are
parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may
being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
"Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return
to class."This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of
way when
four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up
truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't
kill people. I do."This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes