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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Civility sometimes requires polite ruthlessness. Establish that what you prize most is civility.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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