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Cast all your cares on God; that anchor holds.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Author: Jeff Valdez

Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.
Author: Ovid

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Author: Norman Vincent Peale

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."
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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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