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Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Author: William Shakespeare

This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Author: Voltaire

I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

This is like deja vu all over again.
Author: Yogi Berra

Listen, can you hear it? Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes