Best quotes to send by SMS
Stanislaw J. Lec Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

William Penn Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn

Emily Dickinson Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Gloria Swanson Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
Author: Gloria Swanson

George S. Patton Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Author: George S. Patton

The best jokes to send by SMS
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