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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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