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Best quotes to send by SMS
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.Author: Ursula K. LeGuin
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.Author: Paul Gauguin
Love seeketh not itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its ease,
And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.Author: William Blake
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
The best jokes to send by SMS
One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her
pull over
into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of
chalk
and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the
middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and
slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man
angrier so
he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even
harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The
blonde is now
laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her
what's so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, "When you weren't
looking, I stepped
out of the circle three times!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Yes. No.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead
birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes