Best Cell Phones

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
Author: Margaret Cho

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Author: Chinese Proverb

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
Author: Chris Evert

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes