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By the work one knows the workmen.
Author: Jean De La Fontaine

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
Author: Jane Howard

Can I ever know you Or you know me?
Author: Sara Teasdale

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Author: Stanislaw Lem

An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit." "Very well, let me see your sex organs, please." The aged patient replied o.k. "And stuck out his index finger and his tongue."
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
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Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
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Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
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