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I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool.
Author: William Shakespeare

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Author: Leo Rosten

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Author: Will Rogers

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Author: Nathan Hale

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
Author: Mary Stewart

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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