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We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.
Author: Oscar Wilde

We try to grab pieces of our lives as they speed past us. Photographs freeze those pieces and help us remember how we were. We don't know these lost people but if you look around, you'll find someone just like them.
Author: Gene McSweeney

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men.
Author: Edward R. Murrow

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.
Author: Albert Einstein

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. "Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish." The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My w ives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy." The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes