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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then music, with her silver sound, with speedy help doth lend redress.
Author: William Shakespeare

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Author: Brendan Behan

Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires.
Author: Alexander Graham Bell

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
Author: Bill Clinton

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
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What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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