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O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!
Author: Anna Quindlen

O, now, for ever Farewell the tranquil mind! farewell content! Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars That make ambition virtue! O, farewell! Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump, The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife,
Author: William Shakespeare

Life is a long lesson in humility.
Author: James M. Barrie

Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.
Author: Herman Melville

Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
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