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Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only animal that is never satisfied.
Author: Henry George

Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Author: Augustus Hare

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
Author: Peter Drucker

I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Author: Euripides

Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
Author: Erich Fromm

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately
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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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