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Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences of belief.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Author: Mark Twain

Treasure the love you have received above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.
Author: Og Mandino

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Author: Publilius Syrus

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
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Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
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When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!
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What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
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