Best Cell Phones

A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped.
Author: Alice Childress

A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes