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Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr

Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
Author: Bible

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
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Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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