Best Cell Phones

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Author: Unknown

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Author: Unknown

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Author: Voltaire

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Author: John Updike

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
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Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
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