Best quotes to send by SMS

Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton
Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell
Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you find your dog if
he's lost in the
woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
blanket.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog do with the history
professor?
They got together and talked over old times.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog use to
make his
kite?
Flypaper.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
an hour?
A double crosser.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes