Best quotes to send by SMS
Audre Lorde Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde

Charles Caleb Colton Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Thomas Carlyle Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Russell Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell

White Eagle Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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Dog jokes How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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Dog jokes What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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Dog jokes What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
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Dog jokes What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
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