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Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Men are afraid to rock the boat in which they hope to drift safely through life's currents, when, actually, the boat is stuck on a sandbar. They would be better off to rock the boat and try to shake it loose.
Author: Thomas Szasz

I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair ahead of us, I see America in the crimson light of a rising sun fresh from the burning, creative hand of God. I see great days ahead, great days possible to men and women of will and vision
Author: Carl Sandburg

Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge of what their ancestors had already learned....That is why a society can be progressive only if it conserves its traditions.
Author: Walter Lippmann

In most people's vocabularies, design means veneer. It's interior decorating. It's the fabric of the curtains of the sofa. But to me, nothing could be further from the meaning of design. Design is the fundamental soul of a human-made creation that ends up
Author: Steve Jobs

"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"
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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes