Best quotes to send by SMS
Jessamyn West It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Author: Jessamyn West

Malcolm Gladwell It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market research
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Earl Warren It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Author: Earl Warren

John Andrew Holmes It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

Marva Collins If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins

The best jokes to send by SMS
Answer me this jokes Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Accountant jokes An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Ant jokes Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
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Apple jokes Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !
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Aviation jokes Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.
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