Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas Fuller Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Cleveland Amory I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Lois McMaster Bujold Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Sylvia Robinson Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

Moe Howard Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18
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Ethnic jokes How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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Ethnic jokes Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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Ethnic jokes Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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Ethnic jokes Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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