Best quotes to send by SMS

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller
I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory
Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson
Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18...B52...F18
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
How do you separate the Greek boys from the
Greek
men at a Greek BBQ?
With a Crowbar!!!!!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Why
don't mexicans have
barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Southern guys go
to family
reunions?
A: To meet chicks.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn't
understand.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes