Best quotes to send by SMS

It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Author: Jessamyn West
It is the new and different that is always most vulnerable to market research
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Author: Earl Warren
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Author: John Andrew Holmes
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
Author: Marva Collins
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at
night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the
problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours
trying to find
it."
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's content,
it's because the people in the film
are
eating better than the
people on board.
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes