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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
Author: Dave Barry

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
Author: Anais Nin

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
Author: Charles McCabe

Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Author: Edwin Teale

Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes