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Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing - peace is the measure.
Author: George Melton

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
Author: Sir Walter Scott

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Author: Lichty and Wagner

Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade.
Author: Aaron Hill

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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