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A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Author: Alexandre Dumas

A joy that's shared is a joy made double.
Author: American Proverb

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
Author: Washington Irving

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Author: Jane Austen

A liar should have a good memory.
Author: Quintilian

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes