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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.
Author: Anatole France

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

An exile's life is no life.
Author: Leonidas of Tarentum

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes