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Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Wish not so much to live long as to live well.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
Author: Confucius

With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
Author: Catherine de Hueck

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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