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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Author: Russell Green

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Author: Tom Lehrer

The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Author: Okakura Kakuzo

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !
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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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